{"id":28039,"date":"2024-09-24T07:22:04","date_gmt":"2024-09-24T06:22:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pou-novska.hr\/?p=28039"},"modified":"2024-12-06T18:44:26","modified_gmt":"2024-12-06T17:44:26","slug":"standup-comedy-show-ozenjeni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pou-novska.hr\/?p=28039","title":{"rendered":"Standup comedy show &#8220;O\u017eenjeni&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pou-novska.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Ozenjeni-Copy-2-AdiVin-6.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"536\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pou-novska.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Ozenjeni-Copy-2-AdiVin-6-1024x536.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-28040\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pou-novska.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Ozenjeni-Copy-2-AdiVin-6-1024x536.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/www.pou-novska.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Ozenjeni-Copy-2-AdiVin-6-300x157.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.pou-novska.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Ozenjeni-Copy-2-AdiVin-6-768x402.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/www.pou-novska.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Ozenjeni-Copy-2-AdiVin-6-110x58.jpeg 110w, https:\/\/www.pou-novska.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Ozenjeni-Copy-2-AdiVin-6-420x220.jpeg 420w, https:\/\/www.pou-novska.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Ozenjeni-Copy-2-AdiVin-6-770x403.jpeg 770w, https:\/\/www.pou-novska.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Ozenjeni-Copy-2-AdiVin-6.jpeg 1199w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>BIS COMEDY PREDSTAVLJA:<br>HIT stand up comedy show \u201cO\u017eenjeni\u201d<br>Kino Novska \u2013 SRIJEDA 09.10. \u2013 20h<br>Tin Sedlar, Marko Dejanovi\u0107, Admir \u0160e\u0107kanovi\u0107 i Hrvoje Krmeli\u0107 s vama \u0107e podijeliti sve \u010dari i probleme bra\u010dnog \u017eivota uz teme o seksu, odnosima s na\u0161im boljim\/gorim polovicama te o svemu \u0161to uz brak ide.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>UPAD: 10 EUR<br>PRODAJA ULAZNICA:<br>POU Novska svakim radnim danom od 7h do 15h.<br>REZERVACIJE: rezervacije@pou-novska.hr<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013<br>O KOMI\u010cARIMA:<br>Tin Sedlar:<br>Tek nedavno o\u017eenjen. Jadni\u010dak jo\u0161 ni ne zna \u0161to ga \u010deka. Za sad mu je lijepo i nasmijan je. Jako voli svoju dragu i voli ju uklju\u010divati u svoj stand up. Zajedno odlu\u010duju o svemu. Barem ona tako ka\u017ee. Ali stvarno ju voli. Ona je najbolja. Ona je i slo\u017eila ovaj tekst o njemu.<br>Marko Dejanovi\u0107:<br>O\u017eenjen jer je htio iskoristiti porezne olak\u0161ice. Ovih dana iz stana izlazi samo kad vodi klinca u vrti\u0107 ili park te nave\u010der ako ima nastup. Jednom je uhva\u0107en pri katatoni\u010dnom skrivanju u dje\u010djem \u0161atoru u IKEA-i, opirao se pri nasilnom izvla\u010denju, pru\u017eao pasivni otpor i svima psovao \u0161vedsku majku. Iako nije bilo \u0160ve\u0111ana oko njega.<br>Admir \u0160e\u0107kanovi\u0107:<br>Zagrep\u010danin po svemu, a opet mu se ne priznaje. Zaru\u010den ve\u0107 100 godina. Za Dalmatinku. Zna sve o \u017eivotu sa nekim tko je na vi\u0161e na\u010dina druga\u010diji od njega, em vjerski, em sjever jug, a najbitnije, spolno. \u010covjek \u017eivi sa \u017eenom, dijeli WC i ostatak ku\u0107anstva. Nije mu lako.<br>Hrvoje Krmeli\u0107:<br>Sam za sebe \u0107e re\u0107i da se osje\u0107a kao da su ga O\u017eenili. Ali definitivno nije u braku! Ne \u017eelimo imati problema sa nekim organizacijama i tvrditi da je Hrc (Hrvojev ma\u0161toviti nadimak) u braku. Ne treba nam odluka Ustavnog suda koja nam brani da to u \u010demu je Hrc zovemo brakom. Dakle, Hrvoje nije u braku, ali je na vi\u0161e od jednog na\u010dina uvr\u0161ten u o\u017eenjene!<br>Vidimo se! #BIScomedy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BIS COMEDY PREDSTAVLJA:HIT stand up comedy show \u201cO\u017eenjeni\u201dKino Novska \u2013 SRIJEDA 09.10. \u2013 20hTin Sedlar, Marko Dejanovi\u0107, Admir \u0160e\u0107kanovi\u0107 i Hrvoje Krmeli\u0107 s vama \u0107e podijeliti sve \u010dari i probleme bra\u010dnog \u017eivota uz teme o seksu, odnosima s na\u0161im boljim\/gorim polovicama te o svemu \u0161to uz brak ide. 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